Nemesis

Forgive me father, for i have sinned. It has been three entire months since my last blog.

Where to begin. Janelle is getting married and im a bridesmaid. The engagement was last night, it was a very good night indeed. We had a lot to plan, from the table centre pieces to the decorations and well our dresses too. She is marrying a traditional Greek and I think this is awesome! As soon as the Greek music started, out came the plates. To smash. On the dance floor. How freaking cool. I think I smashed a whole box alone. There was over 300 plates ordered and im pretty sure we smashed them all. Emma and I went nuts and now find ourselves counting down for the wedding. I have learnt to never wear opened toe shoes to a Greek function however. I cut my big toe :( The food was good and the music was not so good however, he did put on a Bon Jovi song for me.

Um, my brother has decided to aquire a girlfriend and here are my thoughts on the matter. I have not met her and she has two strikes against her name already. Gggrrr.
Strike one- she does not like metal music, in fact she hates it. Damn hater.
Strike two- she is a fully sick wog girl who thinks she is tough and takes myspace posing ass wiping photos of herself. OK i know some of my friends do the same thing (*cough* Micenko) but her extent is ridiculous.
Oh i found another strike. My ass of a brother wishes to introduce her to the whole entire family on my 21st birthday. Dream on. Ok here is where I sound like a drama queen- As if he is introducing her on that night. It's my night, all about me. People will walk in and be like, "Hi Alia, Happy Birthd... OH! and who do we have here? Joe has a girlfriend? Hi i'm pleased to meet you..." She must die. My brother and I are rather close and I do not wish for him to be with an ass face. I know I am yet met the douche, but already I can feel it in the force that I will not like her. She is 25 and has no licence?? So, naturally he will drop everything to pick her up/drop her off to her desired destination (far, far away...). I also think she may be throwing up her food. Hahaha. Oops that is not funny but she called my brother because she has a burning tummy and she knew I was becoming a nurse. Anyhoo, according to my brother she has dropped a bunch of weight in the last two months, does not eat much, chews chewies and has all the symptoms of a stomach ulcer. Thats all I have to say about that.

Azza still has my Edgar Allan Poe book. This really sucks. As does my love life. I think I have shut the campaign for the Ed Hardy guy. I'm sick of waiting and losing interest. Moving right along, the soundwave festival is soon and my ticket has not arrived in the mail yet! AAAHHHH! I e mailed them and they said within the week it will be arriving. I just want to have it in my hand to hold *sigh*. I am guessing that i will not be showing up to uni on that Monday. Also this day will be a good one. Not only will I be seeing awesome bands all in the one day but i will be drunk (woo), in the sun with all my buddies! We are planning on going nuts times infinity.

I crashed my car too. Totally not my fault. However, according to the law it was in fact my fault. I am awaiting a quote and then I will book it in to get fixed. I recieved one quote for $3, 500 and almost died. My bonet and bumper hav a few scratches and dents and they want three K. Get real.

Cradle Of Filth are comming in May.
May the force be with you.